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1.
Disappearer 02:34
today I'm gonna run away real far from here or close my eyes and count to ten until I disappear make like the fool after the third act in El Rey Leer and flick a cigarette butt into a whirlwind of fear
2.
I Voted! 01:22
well I'm not a hopeless romantic I'm just hopelessly in love with you I am a chronic insomniac but you put me to sleep so very well but the man on the television worries me so I remember only bad things come from podiums but I guess we'll be just fine? this is the first time in a long time that if you gave me your last buck I would not blow it on a bagged up dime this is the first time in a long time that I don't feel like crying or laying down when it is time to die I met a man at the store today he wore big boots and a uniform he told me: "sign this paper and die for me," I said: "sorry, sir, but I'm already dead inside" we woke up as if we never slept I mailed my ballot on the way I don't want to watch you go so I'm-- just gonna turn my back on you this is the first time in a long time the world don't feel like a big box and I am trapped inside it like a mime this is the first time in a long time my heart don't feel like federal law and I'm committing a major crime
3.
I dreamt I wasn't really from this place I came from a completely different space where even dreams can be American or invaded by Freddy Krueger I'll clap my hands as I follow you not to the beat but slightly off tempo I'm like King Midas, everything that I touch it turns from gold to brown and then into shit it turns from gold to brown and then into shit I do not recognize that which is coaxed in lies my heart is bleeding and constantly over-eating my brain's on fire it never quite seems to tire my dad's a crier but this time things seem so damn dire I know where my missing neighbors can be found yeah, I know where their bodies have been left to decompose I shot them in the head and left them there to rot yeah, simply just because I fucking hated their pet cat find me out find me out find me out find me out
4.
October 31st of the year of our lord: two-thousand-and-eight drunk and in love covered in mud like a couple dead doves we hit my bed with a thud oo-ee-oh I look just like Rivers Cuomo oo-ee-oh you're my Kathleen Hanna Halloween 2008 I could feel my weight dissipate from the back of a cop car as my nose ran red with blood and you were so pretty then I could sworn you were from Mars 'cause that's really far away but not as far as you are now come home to me I was surrounded by all these nefarious sexual isolationists I knelt so humbly before a dormitory toilet bowl I could see my guts painted red, white, and blue you had this twinkle in your eye I think I love you Halloween 2008 I could feel my weight dissipate from the back of a cop car as my nose ran red with blood and you were so pretty then I could sworn you were from Mars 'cause that's really far away but not as far as you are now come home to me
5.
I got up today like it was the first day of my life or some other stupid shit that I read in a greeting card in a highway truck stop I'll never return to and now I'm taking selfies in the bathroom again to prove that I still exist 'cause life is lonely but instagram is even lonelier I need an excuse to hurt the ones that I love before they hurt me I want you to hurt me maybe we're just getting too old for basement shows and punk rock woes or maybe we're just getting to old for half assed goals and indie rock lows I had that awful nightmare again where I drive my daddy's car right off the road I woke up screaming and punching at ghosts but I am no longer dreaming I am sentenced to be me and maybe when I die I'll come back as a cockroach or a better human being who knows about love and compassion or at least has a better sense of fashion maybe we're just getting too old for basement shows and punk rock woes or maybe we're just getting to old for half assed goals and indie rock lows this scene's not dying but you are this scene's not dying but you are this scene's not dying but you are
6.
I woke up in my bed again this morning I was surrounded by forty prepubescent virgins my fingers were still dripping in the scent of napalm on a warm September morning the CIA has hacked my tinder account I've been matching with all these nice honest white women maybe we could go out for some coffee or the destruction of the global capitalist market but have you ever wondered if Osama Bin Laden's ever fallen in love? I bet he has 'cause what is love if not emotional terrorism have you wondered if Osama's ever fallen in love? we could build a house in the Afghani caves and wait for the USA to return the favor I've been plotting for the end for so damn long that when it finally came I had nothing to hope for because hope will not arrive for two more terms until then I guess we will just have to make due until they shoot me in the head and burn my body and spread my ashes across the sea away from you but have you ever wondered if Osama Bin Laden's ever fallen in love? I bet he has 'cause what is love if not emotional terrorism have you wondered if Osama's ever fallen in love?
7.
I will see you in Hell dude, you're getting a Dell I wish I had an emotional lint roller so I could wipe away my bad vibes or maybe I could walk around with it collecting other people's good times and then I could use them on myself I don't want a perfect body I don't want a perfect soul no, I do not wish I were special (so fucking special) I just want to be your creep I just want to be your creep I just want to be your creep I just want to be your creep I just want to be your creep
8.
I never wrote a love song before only anthems about heartache and gore but I've got that special someone who will tell me when I'm wrong and this time I'm right about her she listens to my ska records even though we both know that ska sucks 'cause she's that special someone who will tell me when I'm wrong but this time I'm right and it sucks (sucks, sucks, sucks) that I could not measure up (up, up, up) yeah, sometimes I guess I kind of suck (suck, suck, suck) because I do not measure up (up, up, up) yeah, sometimes I kind of really suck so here is your love song yeah, here is your love song it's got ooh's and aah's in all the right god damn places (ooh's and aah's)
9.
I wrote this song to let you know that I have finally sold my soul to the devil yes, I have my soul is black, my eyes are white and I can finally see the light it's the devil I wrote this song to let you know that I have finally sold my soul to the devil yes, I have this song comes not from inside of me but from a deal I made with a man last night it was the devil everything make me nervous no more death stars this year or any year ever again I wrote this song to let you know that I have finally sold my soul to the devil I wrote this song to let you know that I have finally sold my soul to the devil everything make me nervous no more death stars this year or any year ever again to the devil to the devil to the devil six six six
10.
Lay your hairy palm in mine in a B-list movie adaptation of the end of the world as the lull of an innocuous pop song drones on I transcribed the chords for you on a Japanese guitar in daphne blue but I don’t want you to mean it I don’t want you to mean it anymore hello sadness goodbye madness your radness you are whatever you do but I don’t want you to mean it I don’t want you to mean it anymore I’m a man I ain’t no pragmatist I am a bully and a masochist yes sir, I am an American: I’ve got red blood, white skin, and pre-existing blues I’m alone, but I’m not lonely baby, you make me oh-so-horny but I don’t want you to mean it I don’t want you to mean it anymore hello sadness goodbye madness your radness you are whatever you do but I don’t want you to mean it I don’t want you to mean it anymore

about

Sometime in October 2020, I decided that this record was going to be an orchestral-rock record that would marry my love for early Weezer and the Beach Boys, and criticize the way this social media thing is ruining our g-dang lives. Then something funny happened--Weezer put out an orchestral-rock record that cited the Beach Boys as a primary influence, and criticized social media. Well, I'm here to say: NICE TRY, RIVERS, I THOUGHT OF IT FIRST!!!

Credit, where credit is due: Ryan Cohen and Sam Mark both deserve a Grammy for their boundless talent and hard work. They are amongst the best in the biz, and you should hire them to make your record. Thanks for championing a vision of everything this band could ever be, and humoring all my weird ideas.

I also would like to send all of my love and admiration to my bandmates for being the best collaborators I could ever ask for, and being there for me in times of struggle. Most musicians would freak out when you show up the day of recording with orchestral arrangements, but these guys didn’t flinch!

RIP and thanks to bass player extraordinaire, Joel Pellino. We miss you everyday, buddy <3

Beyond that, we would collectively like to thank:

Candy Ambulance, Safety Meeting, William Hale, Dryer, and all our other friend-bands that we missed playing with in 2020. Our families for supporting us in this crazy thing: Evelyn, Danica, Noah, Ellie, Sammy, Adriana, Gypsy, my Mom aka Captain Mary, Jordan, Olivia, Matt, Billy, Jack, Lennon, and Rowan. Asa, Caitlin, Jesse, Jon, Angie, Alicia, the Van Scoys, the Phelps, Ryan Whalen, Charles, Olivia Bregani, Laura Bird, Kevin Kerr, and countless others for being such amazing friends. My cat, Gary, for really “getting me.” Bobby Carlton for being a low-key mentor and continually helping me figure out how to be an adult while staying true to my school. Mike Rios and his brother Raymond for being our biggest fans—go catch a show at Gug’s on Haskell Ave when the world goes back to normal, it’ll be a blast! Paul Hake and ADK guitar for supplying us with endless Rainbow Machine’s and performing ill-advised mad-scientist mods on our gear. LVAC for taking great care of our merch production. And if you’re reading this, we want to thank you for checking our record out. We really poured every ounce of our souls into this one.

Defund the mother fucking police.

-KC

credits

released September 2, 2022

ON THIS RECORDING, NO MORE DEATH STARS WAS:

Kevin Cardinale - Bass, Vocals, Synthesizer, Piano, Percussion
Eric Rothstein - Guitar, Backing Vox
Kevin Stephenson - Guitar, Backing Vox
Gina De Nardo - Drums, Percussion, Xylophone
Ben Burt - Trumpet
Sam Mark - Piano
John Anthime Miller - Cello


Produced by Ryan Cohen at Robot Dog Studio in Williston, VT.
Additional engineering by Sam Mark.

Cellos engineered by Kevin Cardinale at Posthumous Records in Queensbury, NY.

All songs + lyrics by Kevin Cardinale, with additional instrumentation by No More Death Stars.

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